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2009 Archive: The Peach

 I’m “just” peachy.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)
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130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Internet_Explorer_311/18/2012 23:09Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
@MIRC_Operator04/23/2004 20:27/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Quake_Fragger01/09/1998 16:38M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Incredibles_Dash05/09/1996 04:35That was super fast and super funny!
@HTML_Hacker10/15/2000 16:37<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Walter_Sobchak04/09/2010 06:10Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?
@E_T_Phone_Home03/02/2014 00:24E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/04/2014 19:11OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Mind_Blown_Gif12/13/2010 03:47*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Hashtag_Master05/16/2015 13:48#funny #joke #retro #90s

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