2000 Archive: The Star
I’m a celebrity. I’m just “shining.” Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Legacy: The Frasier Slide
Why the lack of trophies? Because after five years at the top, even Niles Crane had to admit that the “West Wing” residents were the… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Frasier Slide
1999 Vintage: The BlackBerry 850
Why was the businessman sweating? He had the first BlackBerry pager and realized that now his boss could ruin his vacation in real-time, even in… Read More »1999 Vintage: The BlackBerry 850
1999 Vintage: The Sports Night Snub
Why did it fail? Because Aaron Sorkin wrote it for people who talk too fast for the average viewer to follow. Part of the 40… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Sports Night Snub
1998 Vintage: The “That ’70s Show” Fan
One, but they’ll just sit in a circle and talk about it in a cloud of smoke. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The… Read More »1998 Vintage: The “That ’70s Show” Fan
1998 Classic: The Pearl Jam “Yield”
Why the road sign? For the album where the band finally stopped fighting the world and just decided to write some of the best rock… Read More »1998 Classic: The Pearl Jam “Yield”
1998 Archive: The Coors Light
A guy orders a “Silver Bullet.” The bartender says, “Are you hunting werewolves or just looking for cheap water?” Part of the 76 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1998 Archive: The Coors Light
1997 Legacy: The Deep Blue
Why did the computer beat the chess champion? It had too many “bytes.” Part of the 62 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Deep Blue
1997 Vintage: The Decaf Interrogative
Staring directly into the eyes of a diner waiter to verify with absolute certainty that the coffee came from the orange-handled pot and not the… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Decaf Interrogative
1997 Archive: Tiger Woods at the White House
Why did Clinton love Tiger? Because Tiger was the only person in the U.S. who could get out of a “rough” better than the President.… Read More »1997 Archive: Tiger Woods at the White House