2000 Archive: The Star

I’m a celebrity. I’m just “shining.”

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "turning" over a new digital leaf.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "leaping" into the next era.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

I’m "positive" my neural link needs an update.Part of the 124 Cl...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "storing" my legacy on the blockchain.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@ICQ_Master9902/14/2010 00:16Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Harry_Potter_0101/14/2002 06:01Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!

@Badger_Badger_M04/15/1997 19:25Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!

@About_Dot_Com01/17/2014 08:47The human guide to online humor.

@Slashdot_Effect07/01/2011 02:26We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!