2004 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear
Why was the tourist looking for a bear in Hawaii? Because the show told him they were there, and he didn’t want to miss the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear
2003 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
Why did Chicago win? Because they made a jail cell look like a place you’d actually want to buy tickets for. Part of the 44… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Best Art Direction
2002 Legacy: The DVD Player Upgrade
The Sunday School teacher proudly rolling in a heavy metal cart with a brand-new, shiny DVD player, celebrating the fact that she no longer has… Read More »2002 Legacy: The DVD Player Upgrade
2002 Archive: The Lord of the Rings (Two Towers) Fan
One, but the bulb is “Precious” and they won’t let go of it. Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2002 – The Heroic Glow… Read More »2002 Archive: The Lord of the Rings (Two Towers) Fan
2002 Vintage: The Thread
I’m a needle. I’m just “sewing” the seeds. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The Osmosis Jones Biology
I finally understand how my immune system works: it’s Bill Murray and Chris Rock. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2001 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Osmosis Jones Biology
2001 Legacy: The Jennifer Capriati Comeback
Why was the Australian Open so emotional? Because the 90s “teen prodigy” finally found her game again and started winning Slams like it was 1992.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Jennifer Capriati Comeback
2001 Vintage: The Pat Rafter Retirement
Why was the “Ponytail” leaving? Because his shoulder gave out, leaving tennis without its nicest guy and its best serve-and-volleyer. Part of the 52 Sports… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Pat Rafter Retirement
2001 Vintage: The Weezer “Green Album” Comeback
Why the short songs? For the band returning after 5 years to prove that “Island in the Sun” was all you needed to forget your… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Weezer “Green Album” Comeback
2000 Archive: The Scroll
I’m a librarian. I’m just rolling with the times. Part of the 91 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Y2K Survivor Edition (2000) archive. Historically Verified