2010 Classic: The Mad Men Suit
Why was the manager wearing a skinny tie? He thought he was “Retro Professional,” but he just looked like he was going to a 1960s… Read More »2010 Classic: The Mad Men Suit
2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity
A guy says the bar is haunted. The bartender says, “That’s just the sound of the plumbing and your conscience.” Part of the 65 Bar… Read More »2009 Classic: The Paranormal Activity
2009 Archive: The “Combat Camera” HD
Why the upgrade? To see the “Confusion” on the ground in 1080p. Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics”… Read More »2009 Archive: The “Combat Camera” HD
2009 Legacy: The Hangover Ending
“We’re the three best friends that anyone could have!” “Until the credit card bill from the strip club arrives, then it’s every man for himself.” Part of… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Hangover Ending
2009 Vintage: The Whiskey Sour
“As sour as the unemployment rate.” Part of the 65 Bar Jokes: The 2009 “Hangover & Avatar” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Payment
A patient asked if he could pay for his physical in “Bitcoin.” The doctor said, “I don’t accept ‘Monopoly money’ for a real-life heart condition.… Read More »2009 Archive: The Bitcoin Payment
2009 Archive: The “All About Steve” Boots
Why the red boots? Because they were the only thing in the movie more distracting than the plot. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2009 Archive: The “All About Steve” Boots
2008 Legacy: The Eagle Eye Paranoia
Every digital screen is watching me. I’ve started wearing a tin foil hat in the living room. Part of the 81 Observational One-Liners: The 2008… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Eagle Eye Paranoia
2008 Vintage: The Coldplay (Viva La Vida) Fan
“I used to rule the world… bulbs would rise when I gave the word.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Coldplay (Viva La Vida) Fan
2008 Archive: The Custom Burned CD Legacy
Handwriting a tracklist like “SUMMER MIX 2008” on a blank silver disc with a permanent marker as a gift, even though everyone else had already… Read More »2008 Archive: The Custom Burned CD Legacy