The librarian looking completely defeated trying to explain to a student that typing “Give me all the answers for the history homework” into Google wouldn’t… Read More »2013 Archive: The Google Search Answer Trap
Why did the First Lady present Best Picture? To prove that in 2013, even the White House wanted a piece of the Argo glory. Part… Read More »2013 Classic: The Michelle Obama Appearance
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go home! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012 Apocalypse Edition… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Ivana
I’m “hardened” by the experience. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board still refused to invest in digital tablet alternatives. Part of the 38 School & Teacher… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
“Saltier than a guy who lost his Bitcoin password.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why was everyone whistling? Because Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera made sure that “whistle hook” was stuck in our brains until at least 2012. Part… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Moves Like Jagger” Loop
A Game of Shadows: Why the camouflage? For a sequel where Robert Downey Jr. spent 50% of the time dressed as a chair or a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Sherlock Holmes
Building an elaborate finger-skateboard obstacle course using a stack of dictionaries, a plastic three-ring binder, and a calculator case during study hall. Part of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Tech-Deck Park Upgrade
Why was the manager wearing a skinny tie? He thought he was “Retro Professional,” but he just looked like he was going to a 1960s… Read More »2010 Classic: The Mad Men Suit
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