2008 Vintage: The Coldplay (Viva La Vida) Fan
“I used to rule the world… bulbs would rise when I gave the word.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Coldplay (Viva La Vida) Fan
“I used to rule the world… bulbs would rise when I gave the word.” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2008 – The Dark… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Coldplay (Viva La Vida) Fan
“Look, I can pinch to zoom!” “Great, now you can see your receding hairline in much more detail.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2007 “Touchscreens… Read More »2007 Archive: The iPhone Touch
Why were we looking for secrets in paintings? Because Tom Hanks and his “historical” mullet convinced us that the Catholic Church was hiding everything behind… Read More »2006 Classic: The Da Vinci Code (Film)
Why did Jon Stewart win again? Because as long as politicians keep talking, Jon Stewart will keep winning trophies for repeating what they said. Part… Read More »2006 Archive: The Daily Show’s Decade of Power
Why did the Secret Service love the Wii? Because it was the only way the President could swing a golf club in the Oval Office… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Nintendo Wii Release
Why did they win for the third time? Because watching people argue in an airport is the most relatable reality TV ever made. Part of… Read More »2005 Classic: The Amazing Race Streak
Her luggage is so heavy it requires its own zip code. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Guitar Hero” Edition archive.… Read More »2005 Classic: The Suitcase
Why did the salesman arrive 2 hours late? He was “testing” Google Maps and it told him to drive through a car wash to save… Read More »2005 Archive: The Google Maps Revolution
A war movie where nothing happens, which is apparently exactly what war is like. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005 Digital Explosion archive.… Read More »2005 Archive: The Jarhead Boredom
Why was the tourist looking for a bear in Hawaii? Because the show told him they were there, and he didn’t want to miss the… Read More »2004 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear
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