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2004 Classic: The Lost Polar Bear

 Why was the tourist looking for a bear in Hawaii? Because the show told him they were there, and he didn’t want to miss the photo op.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 2004 “Flip Phones & Smoke Monsters” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Glitch01/01/2008 12:27There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
@Myspace_First_Friend05/24/2006 17:34I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@Starship_Troopers06/16/2008 10:25I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Metacrawler_X07/29/2001 04:42Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Newgrounds_User12/09/2002 03:09Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair04/02/1998 11:13I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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