2021 Classic: The Vaccine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Vax. / Vax who? / Vax-inate (Vacate) the hallway and let me in, I’m fully protected! Part of the… Read More »2021 Classic: The Vaccine
2021 Classic: The Dentist 2
“This might hurt.” “My teeth?” “No, the fact that I’m charging you for the ‘Air Purification System’ I installed.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2021 Classic: The Dentist 2
2021 Archive: The New Year’s Eve 2022
Why was the traveler cautious? Because 2021 was a “Suez Block” of a year, and he was waiting to see if 2022 would be a… Read More »2021 Archive: The New Year’s Eve 2022
2020 Classic: The Succession Peak
Why did it win Best Drama? Because the Roy family is the only group that can make social distancing on a yacht look like an… Read More »2020 Classic: The Succession Peak
2020 Vintage: The “Fly on Mike Pence’s Head”
It doesn’t change the bulb; it just sits there for two minutes while everyone tweets about it. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The “Fly on Mike Pence’s Head”
2019 Vintage: The Bit
Why did the blonde bite her computer? She wanted to see if it had 32 “bits.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Bit
2019 Legacy: The Scared Computer
Why did the computer go to the tailor? To fix its “hard-wear.” Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Scared Computer
2019 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the hospitality committee ignoring the new automated coffee maker and using a massive aluminum cylinder to boil water for individual scoops… Read More »2019 Classic: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
2018 Legacy: The Geraint Thomas Tour de France
Why was the “other” guy on Team Sky winning? Because Froome crashed and Thomas rode the race of his life, proving that the Welsh can… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Geraint Thomas Tour de France
2018 Vintage: The Ryanair Luggage Rule
Why was the traveler wearing 5 shirts and 3 jackets? Because the airline started charging for a “standard carry-on,” and he was his own suitcase.… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Ryanair Luggage Rule