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2002 Legacy: The DVD Player Upgrade

The Sunday School teacher proudly rolling in a heavy metal cart with a brand-new, shiny DVD player, celebrating the fact that she no longer has to spend ten minutes adjusting the tracking on a worn-out VHS tape.

Part of the 36 Religious Jokes: The 2002 “Text Message Prayers, DVD Upgrades & Khaki Directones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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