2006 Legacy: Worst Director
Why M. Night Shyamalan? For turning a bedtime story for his kids into a nightmare for the general public. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2006 Legacy: Worst Director
2006 Archive: Worst Picture
Why Basic Instinct 2? Because “Basic” was the most accurate part of the title. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2,… Read More »2006 Archive: Worst Picture
2006 Legacy: The Water
I’m “streaming” music while I work. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Isabel
2005 Legacy: The MySpace Music
A guy tries to play his own band’s page on the bar computer. Part of the 73 Bar Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & How I… Read More »2005 Legacy: The MySpace Music
2004 Vintage: The JoJo
A guy says, “Leave (Get Out).” The bartender says, “Finally, an order I can follow!” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook &… Read More »2004 Vintage: The JoJo
2004 Archive: The Last Word
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To bill the chicken for “pedestrian consultation and crossing strategy.” Part of the 53 Lawyer Jokes: The 2004… Read More »2004 Archive: The Last Word
2004 Legacy: The Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction
One second of television changed the entire internet and gave birth to the “YouTube” idea because we all just wanted to see that clip again.… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Super Bowl Wardrobe Malfunction
2003 Vintage: Record of the Year
Why “Don’t Know Why”? Because it was the official soundtrack for every Starbucks on the planet. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah… Read More »2003 Vintage: Record of the Year
2003 Classic: The Return of the King Sweep
Why did the Oscars last five hours? Because the Academy decided to give Lord of the Rings every single award in existence, including probably “Best… Read More »2003 Classic: The Return of the King Sweep