2011 Legacy: The Words with Friends
She keeps beating me at Words with Friends. Her favorite word is “Disappointment” (double letter score). Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri &… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Words with Friends
2011 Legacy: The “Sucker Punch” Vibe
Why was it hit? For being a music video about chaos that was dressed up as a cinematic fever dream. Part of the 41 Razzie… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Sucker Punch” Vibe
2011 Vintage: The Tintin
A guy walks in with a quiff and a white dog. The bouncer says, “The dog stays, the quiff goes.” Part of the 54 Bar… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Tintin
2010 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
Turning the volume dial on a heavy wood-paneled console television so high that the family three doors down knows exactly what the evening humidity index… Read More »2010 Classic: The Maximum Volume Weather Update
2009 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic long-distance minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included nationwide calling… Read More »2009 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2009 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Fortification
Keeping a modern, slim mobile telephone locked inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a bottle of… Read More »2009 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Fortification
2009 Classic: The Swiss Minaret Ban
Why did Switzerland vote to stop building towers? To prove that “Neutrality” doesn’t mean you can’t be very specific about the skyline. Part of the… Read More »2009 Classic: The Swiss Minaret Ban
2007 Legacy: The Office Password
Why was it “P@ssword2007!”? Because the IT guy said “Add a year so you know when you last failed at security.” Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Office Password
2007 Vintage: The Transformers Fan
None. The bulb is actually a giant robot from space that just disguised itself as a 60-watt. Part of the 57 Light Bulb Jokes: 2007… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Transformers Fan
2006 Archive: The Isabel
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Isabel. / Isabel who? / Isabel working? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Isabel