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2006 Archive: Worst Picture

 Why Basic Instinct 2? Because “Basic” was the most accurate part of the title.

Part of the 34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2006 “Basic Instinct 2, Little Man & Scary Parodies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Archive: The Joker 2 Box Office
 Why was it hit? For proving that the only thing "twice" about th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Actress
 Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Minecraft" Visuals
 Why were they a joke? For making a world of blocks look like a w...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Kraven the Hunter Delay
 Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »

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2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
 Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie A...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
 Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80002/07/1999 14:36I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Broadband_Newbie04/30/1998 11:24Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Nirvana_Teen11/08/2014 20:19Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Party_On_Garth05/05/2015 07:38I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Map_Maker_X01/24/2006 09:29The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Epic_Fail_Guy12/22/1996 14:13This joke is an Epic Win!

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