2006 Legacy: The Water

I’m “streaming” music while I work.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

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In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

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@SpaceJam_Fan06/06/2010 09:21Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@MIRC_Operator03/04/1998 12:54/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Beverly_Hills_9021006/11/2012 08:34The coolest joke in the zip code.

@Flashdance_What02/17/2006 21:26What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Zoolander_Mug02/18/2012 12:51I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Annoying_Orange06/14/2007 13:28Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!

@Facepalm_Master01/18/2009 10:09I facepalmed and then I laughed.

@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/30/2004 11:49My mind is blown by how funny this is.

@Mobile_Web_0102/23/2010 14:55Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!