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2003 Vintage: Record of the Year

Why “Don’t Know Why”? Because it was the official soundtrack for every Starbucks on the planet.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Classic: Best Melodic Rap Performance
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2025 Classic: Best Americana Album
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector04/12/2010 09:20This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Gopher_Explorer12/23/2004 04:05Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Macarena_Dancer09/05/1996 11:29Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
@Brazil_Terry_G10/19/2003 07:45Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
@Hey_Arnold_Fan06/28/2010 21:35Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
@Success_Kid_Win03/01/1995 06:38Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
@Lag_Victim_0105/26/1998 12:17I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
@Llamas_With_Hats07/14/1995 19:58Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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