2001 Classic: The Training Day Intensity
Why did Denzel Washington win the Oscar? For proving that “King Kong ain’t got nothing” on a detective who can make a simple car ride… Read More »2001 Classic: The Training Day Intensity
2000 Classic: The Kursk Tragedy
Why was the world watching the Barents Sea? Because it was the moment the “New Russia” met the “Old Soviet Secrecy,” and the result was… Read More »2000 Classic: The Kursk Tragedy
1999 Legacy: The Pentium III Sticker
Why did the intern put the sticker on his forehead? He wanted to have “Internet Optimization” for the brain. Part of the 77 Office Groaners:… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Pentium III Sticker
1999 Legacy: The Airport Security
Why was it still easy? Because you could still carry a gallon of shampoo and a full-sized bottle of Gatorade through the gate. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Airport Security
1999 Legacy: The Military’s First Laptop Encryptions
Why was it a mess? Because the “Secret Key” was usually written on a Post-it note stuck to the bottom of the laptop. Part of… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Military’s First Laptop Encryptions
1997 Classic: The Internet Cafe
Why was the traveler broke? He spent his entire food budget paying per-minute fees to send an email that just said “I am here.” Part… Read More »1997 Classic: The Internet Cafe
1997 Vintage: The Java Update
Why did the programmer drink 10 cups of coffee? He heard the “Java Virtual Machine” needed more fuel. Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Java Update
1997 Classic: Radiohead’s “OK Computer”
Why was it so depressing? Because Thom Yorke predicted that we’d all become “paranoid androids” trapped in a digital cage—and we all bought the CD… Read More »1997 Classic: Radiohead’s “OK Computer”
1995 Legacy: The Box
Why did the blonde keep the computer box? She heard it had a “desktop” inside. Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1995 Retro… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Box
1995 Vintage: The Gabriel Batistuta
Why was the net broken? Because “Batigol” was hitting the ball with the force of a 1995 sledgehammer. Part of the 45 Sports Jokes: The… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Gabriel Batistuta