Why did she drop eggs on the carpet? Because she was worried the stars weren’t getting enough protein during the three-hour walk.
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I’ll be back... to read this again.
With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.
That was super fast and super funny!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
This is the future of humor!