2006 Legacy: The “Too Little Too Late” JoJo
She’s still the queen of the breakup anthem. 15 years old and she’s already seen it all. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2006… Read More »2006 Legacy: The “Too Little Too Late” JoJo
2005 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
Why The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Presents… America? Because in 2005, the news was so weird we needed a comedian to explain it. Part… Read More »2005 Vintage: Best Comedy Album
2005 Vintage: The Horse
I’m “stable” enough for a promotion. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Vintage: The Spider-Man 2 Hype
Why was the Uncle staring at the train tracks? Because he was convinced that, like Doc Ock, he could handle four spatulas at once with… Read More »2004 Vintage: The Spider-Man 2 Hype
2003 Vintage: The SARS Outbreak
Why were politicians wearing masks in 2003? Because they realized that a virus from a civet cat didn’t care about borders, treaties, or whether you… Read More »2003 Vintage: The SARS Outbreak
2003 Legacy: The Internet Search
She searched for “How to trade a son-in-law for a bag of cashews.” Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes”… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Internet Search
2003 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Kelly Clarkson? For From Justin to Kelly, a film so thin it could be used as a bookmark. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: Worst Actress Runner-up
2002 Vintage: The Broadband Expansion
Why did the small office celebrate? They finally got “Always-On” internet and forgot how to use the phone for actual calls. Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Broadband Expansion
2001 Legacy: The Björk “Egg” Moment
Why did she drop eggs on the carpet? Because she was worried the stars weren’t getting enough protein during the three-hour walk. Part of the… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Björk “Egg” Moment
2001 Classic: The Training Day Intensity
Why did Denzel Washington win the Oscar? For proving that “King Kong ain’t got nothing” on a detective who can make a simple car ride… Read More »2001 Classic: The Training Day Intensity