2016 Legacy: The Bean
I’ve “been” walking since 6 AM. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Legacy: The Whip and Nae Nae Epidemic
Why did the gym teacher look so completely defeated during the fitness run? Because the second the warm-up track started, the entire fifth grade stopped… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Whip and Nae Nae Epidemic
2014 Legacy: The F-35 Engine Fire
Why was the F-35 grounded before its big UK debut? To prove that the world’s most expensive plane is also the world’s most expensive “Statue”… Read More »2014 Legacy: The F-35 Engine Fire
2014 Classic: The “Tactical” Beard Fade-Out
Why did the “Operator” look cleaner? Because in 2014, the “Professional” look was back, mainly because the “Viking” look was getting too expensive to maintain… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Tactical” Beard Fade-Out
2014 Classic: The X-Ray
“Your bones look good, but your posture looks like a man who spends 8 hours a day on Flappy Bird.” Part of the 61 Doctor… Read More »2014 Classic: The X-Ray
2014 Archive: The Clean Bandit “Rather Be”
Why the violin? For the song that proved classical instruments and house beats were the perfect 2014 match. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2014 Archive: The Clean Bandit “Rather Be”
2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Fever
“I’m addicted to a pixelated bird!” “Is it fun?” “No, I want to smash my phone every ten seconds. It’s the best game ever.” Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The Flappy Bird Fever
2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games Quote
Why did the intern say “I volunteer as tribute!”? Because the boss asked who wanted to go get lunch for the entire department. Part of… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Hunger Games Quote
2010 Legacy: The Alice in Wonderland Tea
Why Johnny Depp? For a Tim Burton movie that proved $1 billion can be made just by having bright colors and a “Mad Hatter” who… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Alice in Wonderland Tea
2009 Vintage: The 30 Seconds to Mars “This Is War”
Why the 2,000 fans on the track? For Jared Leto turning his band into a global cult-like movement with epic stadium anthems. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The 30 Seconds to Mars “This Is War”