Why were politicians wearing masks in 2003? Because they realized that a virus from a civet cat didn’t care about borders, treaties, or whether you called your potatoes “Freedom Fries.”
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
Found a real treasure with this one.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Found this on the deep end of the net.