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1999 Legacy: The Airport Security

 Why was it still easy? Because you could still carry a gallon of shampoo and a full-sized bottle of Gatorade through the gate.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer12/16/2010 01:20Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Palm_Pilot_User04/22/2008 11:45Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@XFiles_Spooky_M06/06/2009 09:50Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Digimon_Tamer05/23/2007 15:40My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Rocket_Jumper07/28/2003 18:21This humor took me to new heights!

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