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1997 Vintage: The Java Update

 Why did the programmer drink 10 cups of coffee? He heard the “Java Virtual Machine” needed more fuel.

Part of the 64 Office Groaners: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beanie_Baby_Collector10/03/2000 22:16This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
@Gopher_Explorer12/19/1995 21:01Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Britney_Spears_Fan10/29/2014 08:26Oops, I laughed again!
@Pentium_Power12/12/2005 04:19My processor can barely handle this much humor!
@Scanner_Darkly02/17/2002 02:37I’m scanning this into my brain forever.
@WiFi_Zero_One01/10/2002 11:54Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Hellboy_Red05/28/2000 00:52I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Bad_Luck_Brian07/12/2003 20:15Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/25/1995 03:15Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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