Why was the traveler broke? He spent his entire food budget paying per-minute fees to send an email that just said “I am here.”
Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Go fetch more jokes like this! Woof!
It really whips the llama's ass!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Oops, I laughed again!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!