2001 Legacy: The Mulholland Drive Mystery
Why David Lynch? For a movie that was so brilliant and confusing that “explaining it” became the ultimate hipster personality trait of 2001. Part of… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Mulholland Drive Mystery
2000 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Statistics
Why did the number of discharges go up in 2000? Because the policy was so “Stealthy” that no one could figure out how to follow… Read More »2000 Vintage: The “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Statistics
2000 Archive: The Professional Ego
Why does a lawyer never look at the stars? Because they don’t have a budget for his services. Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Professional Ego
1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
“Are you nervous?” “No, but my computer is. It thinks I’m a 19-year-old farmer from 1901.” Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K… Read More »1999 Archive: The Surgeon’s Hands
1998 Legacy: The Zip Drive
I told her we have enough storage for a lifetime. She asked if I could store her mother’s opinions on it. Part of the 65… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Zip Drive
1998 Archive: The Armband Craze
The girls who wore thick plastic tattoo armbands that left deep, geometric imprints on their skin by the end of fourth period. Part of the… Read More »1998 Archive: The Armband Craze
1997 Classic: The Handheld
My husband got a PalmPilot. He spent three hours “syncing” his schedule. He has no appointments. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic… Read More »1997 Classic: The Handheld
1997 Archive: The Versace Style
A woman buys an expensive designer dress. Her husband asks, “How much did that cost?” She says, “It’s a Versace! It’s a statement!” He says,… Read More »1997 Archive: The Versace Style