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2010 Vintage: The Carlos Tevez “Captain” Era

Why was he fighting with Mancini? Because he wanted to go home to Argentina every weekend, proving that even a $200k-a-week salary can’t buy happiness.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King’s Decisions” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro04/21/1999 15:32Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Pi_Mathematics05/07/2008 07:15Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Goonies_Never_D03/02/2008 19:48Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
@Dodgeball_Pat01/21/1999 07:38If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Tuenti_Specialist04/21/1999 05:29A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Protoss_Pylon02/12/2015 10:27You must construct additional laughs!

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