2000 Archive: The Professional Ego

Why does a lawyer never look at the stars? Because they don’t have a budget for his services.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »

Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »

@Jesus_Quintana12/02/2014 19:46Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).

@Gremlins_Gizmo06/08/2002 11:08Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!

@Distracted_Boy02/03/2008 18:49Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.

@Joe_Cartoon_G10/01/2003 17:20Press the button for more humor!

@True_Story_Neil07/05/2014 22:34True story! I was there!