2016 Archive: The Ending
Why did we want it to stop? Because 2016 was like a rollercoaster that only had drops and no brakes. Part of the 37 Celebrity… Read More »2016 Archive: The Ending
2016 Vintage: The Diary
Her diary entry: “Day 3. The son-in-law tried to explain ‘The Cloud.’ I told him he’s been living in one for years—a cloud of confusion.”… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Diary
2016 Archive: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on a loading screen. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The Mad Max Productivity
Why did the sales team look like they came from a wasteland? Because after a 12-hour “War Room” session, they felt like they had just… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Mad Max Productivity
2015 Archive: The Gmail “Smart Reply”
Why did the clerk love it? Because he could reply “Thanks!” or “Sounds good!” to 500 emails without actually thinking. Part of the 77 Office… Read More »2015 Archive: The Gmail “Smart Reply”
2015 Archive: The Jurassic World Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the park? For “negligent dinosaur containment” and failure to provide “raptor-proof” insurance for the tourists. Part of the 44 Lawyer… Read More »2015 Archive: The Jurassic World Suit
2015 Vintage: Ted 2
Why was the bear in court? Because he wanted to prove he was a person, but mostly he just wanted to smoke and cause trouble… Read More »2015 Vintage: Ted 2
2015 Archive: The Whip/Nae Nae
I tried to do it. My kids filmed it. It’s now the most-watched video in our family group chat under the title “Why Dad Isn’t… Read More »2015 Archive: The Whip/Nae Nae
2014 Classic: The 4G Overload
Why was the lawyer happy? Because faster internet meant his “automated billing software” could send invoices before he even finished thinking about the case. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The 4G Overload
2013 Classic: The Meryl Streep Presenter Bit
Why was she there? To hand the trophy to Daniel Day-Lewis, because only a Queen is allowed to crown a King. Part of the 43… Read More »2013 Classic: The Meryl Streep Presenter Bit