Why did the Air Force contract fail? Because in 2004, “Conflict of Interest” was the only thing the Pentagon was actually good at procurement for.
Part of the 37 Military Jokes: The 2004 “Hillbilly Armor & Urban Grinder” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!
I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
Actually, it IS a cool story!