Why did the intern give $3? Because he realized he couldn’t survive the “Post-Truth” era without a reliable source. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 11)
“I’m a gritty detective with a complicated past.” “No, you’re just a mom in a hoodie drinking a Rolling Rock and looking for your lost keys. It’s… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Mare of Easttown Mood
Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Grocery Scanner Audit
Why was the radio turned down? Because Cardi B and Megan released the song of the summer, and Grandma had questions that nobody wanted to… Read More »2020 Classic: The “WAP” Discussion
Why was Chelsea sad? Because their “Galactico” finally left for Spain, though he apparently brought a lot of Belgian waffles with him. Part of the… Read More »2019 Classic: The Eden Hazard to Real Madrid
Hearing the grandkids talk about a brand-new subscription called Disney+ and asking why they need to pay money to watch cartoons when the family VCR… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Disney+ Interrogation
“Is this the same socket from the ‘Stranger Things’ set?” Part of the 63 Light Bulb Jokes: 2016 – The Summer of Pokémon GO archive.… Read More »2016 Archive: The Tourist
“Where to find them?” “The Fantastic Beasts are usually found in the breakroom at 9 AM fighting over the last donut.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2016 Archive: The Fantastic Beasts
Why was the salesman bragging? “I have MU-MIMO! I can stream a meeting and a movie on 15 devices at once!” Part of the 77… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Laptop Wi-Fi “AC Wave 2”
Why was the Mom wearing one shoe? Because Disney made “Live Action Remakes” a thing, and she was waiting for her pumpkin carriage to pick… Read More »2015 Classic: The Cinderella (Live Action)
We use 0% cookies and no tracking. Saving energy and protecting your privacy.