Why was the Mom wearing one shoe? Because Disney made “Live Action Remakes” a thing, and she was waiting for her pumpkin carriage to pick her up from the parade.
Part of the 38 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress & The Force Awakens” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Bio-Hacked" Hot Dog
Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Barbenheimer Hype
Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Cyber-S'mores"
Why was the marshmallow glowing? Because it was infused with "Saf...read more »
41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
In 2020, Independence Day was a "Virtual Reality." We celebrated ...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
W 2023 roku Dzień Niepodległości był „Różowo-Radioaktywny”. Celeb...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Deep-Fake" History
Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »
37 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube & Yellow Livestrong” Edition
In 2005, Independence Day was "synchronized." If you weren't wear...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Twisters Reboot
Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »
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2023 Vintage: The "Dance The Night" Dua Lipa
Why was the 4th a "Barbie Party"? Because Dua Lipa provided the o...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2021 “Vaxed & Waxed” Edition
In 2021, Independence Day was the "Reunion Tour." We were finally...read more »
The Fireworks Argument
A guy and his wife were watching fireworks on the Fourth of July....read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
The power of three... laughs!
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Approved for the Open Directory Project!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.