2025 Vintage: The Mission
Impossible 8 Final?: Why was the Dad hanging off a drone? Because Tom Cruise finally went to space (probably), and Dad thought he could do… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Mission
2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
“They’re back… again!” “Just like my student loan payments. Some things never die.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition… Read More »2025 Classic: The Toy Story 5 News
2024 Vintage: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a professional athlete? A “jock-bee.” Part of the 49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Spirit” Edition archive.… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Little Bee
2024 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2024 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2023 Classic: Cocaine Bear
Why did nobody want to go for a hike? Because after that movie, every squirrel in the woods looked like it was about to go… Read More »2023 Classic: Cocaine Bear
2023 Archive: The Cheese
I’m “grating” on your nerves with my “AI wrote this” jokes. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive.… Read More »2023 Archive: The Cheese
2023 Classic: The Best Art Direction
Why did All Quiet on the Western Front win? Because they made a muddy trench in 1917 look like a masterpiece of tragic interior design.… Read More »2023 Classic: The Best Art Direction
2022 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 11)
Why did the intern give $3? Because he realized he couldn’t survive the “Post-Truth” era without a reliable source. Part of the 74 Office Groaners:… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 11)
2022 Classic: Jane Campion’s Directing Win
Why did she win for The Power of the Dog? Because she proved that Montana is a very scary place for cowboys who have a… Read More »2022 Classic: Jane Campion’s Directing Win
2022 Vintage: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via ‘BeReal’. I had to take a selfie with my rash in 2 minutes. Part… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Referral