Why was the radio turned down? Because Cardi B and Megan released the song of the summer, and Grandma had questions that nobody wanted to answer.
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🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Classic: The No Hard Feelings Comedy
Why was the 4th so "Awkward"? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Hyper-Loop" Parade
Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Superman (James Gunn) Hype
Why was the 4th so "Bright"? Because the new Man of Steel arrived...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade (MCU) Wait (Again)
Why was the 4th so "Vampire-less"? Because Marvel delayed the mov...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Pink Skies" Zach Bryan
Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2016 “Pokemon GO & Mannequins” Edition
In 2016, Independence Day was a "Mobile Adventure." We were all w...read more »
2025 Archive: The Minecraft Movie Reactions
Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition
In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »
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41 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2020 “Socially Distanced” Edition
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2024 Legacy: The Furiosa Road War
Why was the drive to the beach so intense? Because George Miller ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
The coolest joke in the zip code.
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Shake and bake! Hilarious!