2003 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “The Rising”? Because the Grammys love a song that feels like a hug from a legend. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Rock Song
2003 Vintage: The Juice
I’m “concentrating” on the punchline. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Archive: The Matrix Revolutions Confusion
Why did everyone need a nap? Because after three movies, we realized that the “One” was actually just a guy in a priest outfit talking… Read More »2003 Archive: The Matrix Revolutions Confusion
2002 Vintage: The Bottle Opener
“I’m the most important tool in this bar.” The bartender says, “I thought that was the guy in the zoot suit.” Part of the 71… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Bottle Opener
2001 Vintage: Driven’s Speed
Why did Sylvester Stallone return to the nominations? Because he made a movie about Formula 1 racing that was so boring even the stunt car… Read More »2001 Vintage: Driven’s Speed
2000 Legacy: The Florida Recount Chaos
Why did Florida become the center of the universe in 2000? Because it was the only place where people realized that “voting” was actually a… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Florida Recount Chaos
2000 Vintage: The Wendy
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy wind blows, the door slams shut! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Wendy
2000 Archive: The Modem Screech Impression
The class clown who could perfectly mimic the dial-up connection sequence, tricking the teacher into thinking the computer lab was broken. Part of the 41… Read More »2000 Archive: The Modem Screech Impression
2000 Legacy: The “Original Prankster” Offspring
Dexter Holland is still telling us how to be annoying, and we’re still listening. Part of the 71 Observational One-Liners: The 2000 Millennium Edition archive.… Read More »2000 Legacy: The “Original Prankster” Offspring
2000 Classic: The Digital Camera
A guy takes a photo of his beer with a 1-megapixel camera. He waits three minutes for it to save to the disk. Part of… Read More »2000 Classic: The Digital Camera