Why did everyone need a nap? Because after three movies, we realized that the “One” was actually just a guy in a priest outfit talking to a program in a subway station for two hours.
Part of the 41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2003 “Pirate Swagger, Fish Finding & The King’s Return” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2025 “Man of Steel, Fire Ash & The Multiverse Fatigue” Edition
In 2025, Hollywood finally decided that "dark and gritty" was out...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
41 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame, Stairs Dancing & Peach Parasites” Edition
In 2019, Hollywood was all about the "Checkmate." It was the year...read more »
2025 Classic: The Batman Part II Eyeliner
Why is it still so dark in Gotham? Because Robert Pattinson prove...read more »
37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
😜 More from category: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
Legends: Why Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio? For proving that "Wax...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2006 “Casino Royale, Borat & The Boston Mole” Edition
In 2006, Hollywood was all about the "Reboot" and the "Deep Cover...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later Comeback
Why so long? For a sequel that proved that Cillian Murphy is stil...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
That was intense... and funny!
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
The history of humor in one post.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.