2008 Legacy: Gran Torino
Why was Clint Eastwood growling at his neighbors? Because in 2008, he realized “Get off my lawn” was a lifestyle, not just a line. Part… Read More »2008 Legacy: Gran Torino
2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Grammy Vibe
Why was it historic? Because it was the night the “Outcasts” (The Chicks) became the “In-Crowd,” proving that you can get banned from the radio… Read More »2007 Archive: The 2007 Final Grammy Vibe
2007 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2007 Legacy: The Space
I “need” more than 8GB of storage. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Peace
I’m “soaring” through the project. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: Marie Antoinette
Why was the party full of Converse sneakers and cake? Because Sofia Coppola made the 18th century look like a New Wave music video. Part… Read More »2006 Classic: Marie Antoinette
2005 Archive: The Lion
I’m “pride-ful” of my MySpace profile. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Archive: The MySpace Top 8
A guy tells the bartender, “You’re moving down to number 5 on my Top 8.” The bartender pours half a beer and says, “You’re moving… Read More »2004 Archive: The MySpace Top 8
2004 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Kelsey Grammer? This was his fourth win, officially making him more qualified than most real-world therapists. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2004 Classic: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2003 Legacy: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the news. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified