2015 Vintage: The Man Bun Guy
One, but he has to make sure his hair tie doesn’t snap while he’s reaching up. Part of the 62 Light Bulb Jokes: 2015 –… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Man Bun Guy
2015 Classic: The Pixels Problem
Why was Adam Sandler back? Because Pixels proved that the only thing more annoying than a 1980s video game is a 2015 Adam Sandler movie about 1980s… Read More »2015 Classic: The Pixels Problem
2015 Archive: The Mirror
I’m “reflecting” on the true color of the dress. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Mirror
2013 Vintage: The Google Glass Surgeon
My surgeon wore Google Glass during my procedure. I asked if it helps him see better. He said, “No, but I can check my emails… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Google Glass Surgeon
2013 Vintage: The Milk
I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of fame on Vine. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
Why Stronger? Because what doesn’t kill Kelly Clarkson only makes her win more awards. Part of the 37 Grammy Jokes: The 2013 “Babel, Bow Ties… Read More »2013 Archive: Best Pop Vocal Album
2013 Classic: The “Wrecking Ball” Video
Miley is swinging on construction equipment and licking sledgehammers. I’m just worried about the OSHA violations. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Wrecking Ball” Video
2012 Legacy: The Whitney Tribute
Why was it so quiet? Because the world had just lost Whitney Houston 24 hours earlier, and Jennifer Hudson’s “I Will Always Love You” was… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Whitney Tribute
2011 Archive: The Bieber Fever
Why was the pilot wearing a purple hoodie? Because even 30,000 feet in the air, you couldn’t escape the power of the “Beliebers.” Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Bieber Fever
2011 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone
Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Hearing Aid Feedback Drone