Causing a high-pitched, metallic whistle to echo through the quiet dining room because the small microphone is pressing directly against the wire frame of a pair of bifocals.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2011 “Siri Interrogation, Cloud Confusion & Tablet Battles” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
To infinity and beyond hilarious!
Respect my authoritah! This is funny.
Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?