2022 Classic: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using “Self-Destructing” messages. “If you don’t read my advice in 30 seconds, you’ve already failed,” she noted. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes:… Read More »2022 Classic: The E-mail Priority
2021 Vintage: The Final 2021 Vibe
Why was everyone so “Boosted”? Because we reached the end of the year with a little more protection, a lot more memes, and a “Squid… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Final 2021 Vibe
2021 Vintage: Best R&B Album
Why It Is What It Is? Because Thundercat made an album so funky it actually distracted us from reality for 40 minutes. Part of the… Read More »2021 Vintage: Best R&B Album
2020 Vintage: The Gladys
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Gladys. / Gladys who? / Gladys almost 2021! Part of the 44 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2020 Lockdown Edition… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Gladys
2020 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
A lone usher walking down the main carpeted aisle to check the locks, causing a faint clicking sound because he forgot to release the air… Read More »2020 Archive: The High-Top Valve Click
2020 Vintage: The Death of Bill Withers
Why the “Lean on Me”? For the loss of a soul legend whose music was exactly what we needed to get through the year. Part… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Death of Bill Withers
2019 Vintage: The Best Foreign Language Film
Why did Roma win? Because Netflix finally proved that subtitles are the new “Blockbuster.” Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Best Foreign Language Film
2019 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
Why is my wallet like a library? People only visit it to “borrow” things. Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Empty Wallet
2017 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
Keeping a secret compartment in a leather wallet dedicated entirely to plastic minute cards, even though your cell phone plan has included unlimited nationwide calling… Read More »2017 Archive: The Long-Distance Calling Card Relic
2016 Classic: The Ghostbusters Remake
I told her I’m not afraid of no ghosts. She said, “You’re afraid of the ‘ghost’ of the man who used to help with the… Read More »2016 Classic: The Ghostbusters Remake