2019 Vintage: The Empty Wallet

Why is my wallet like a library? People only visit it to “borrow” things.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Kid: Dad, how do I look? Dad: With your eyes.read more »

Kid: Did you get a haircut? Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Because they cantaloupe.read more »

The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »

Q: Why don’t astronomers like Orion’s Belt? A: It’s a big waist ...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »

A labracadabrador.read more »

In 2020, the world went indoors. While the kids were learning via...read more »

Because you can see right through them.read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »

Welcome to 1995 – the year of Windows 95, the debut of ...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad08/27/2008 16:13Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Retro_Gamer_Girl03/22/2006 11:42Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Forrest_Gump_Running04/16/1998 08:41Laughing is as laughing does.

@Iron_Man_Tony04/28/2008 01:25I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Magic_SchoolBus05/01/2004 22:55Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Party_On_Garth03/14/1996 09:00I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!

@Hide_The_Pain_H04/12/2002 00:43I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Top_List_Winner01/03/2009 01:57Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!