I’m “milking” my 15 minutes of fame on Vine.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Not bad. Not bad at all.