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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

My doctor told me I’ll live to 120 if I upload my consciousness t...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

@Sid_Meier_Fan06/13/2009 21:58Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Toy_Story_Buzz06/15/1999 20:03To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club10/30/1996 01:41A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor03/19/2008 04:19One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Trololo_Man_7010/10/2005 19:08Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/14/2002 06:22I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

@Opera_User_9910/14/2000 11:27Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.