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2005 Archive: The Lion

 I’m “pride-ful” of my MySpace profile.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan12/27/2009 20:52Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
@Runescape_Noob02/07/2010 19:07Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Homestar_Runner03/17/2010 17:04That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Mind_Blown_Gif07/25/2009 17:36*Boom* - there goes my brain!
@Wall_Post_Hero09/25/1995 08:09Posting this to my own wall right now!

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