1997 Classic: The “First Dog” Buddy
Why did the Clintons get a Labrador in ’97? Because the President realized that if you want a friend in Washington who won’t be called… Read More »1997 Classic: The “First Dog” Buddy
1996 Classic: The Snackwell’s
My wife ate the whole box because “they’re fat-free.” That’s not how biology works, Susan. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena &… Read More »1996 Classic: The Snackwell’s
1996 Legacy: Yo mama is so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
“One at a time, please.” Part of the 54 Yo Mama Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Spice Up Your Life” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1995 Archive: The Smoking Section
What was the biggest lie in 1995 aviation? The idea that sitting in Row 16 was “Non-Smoking” while Row 17 was “Smoking.” Part of the… Read More »1995 Archive: The Smoking Section
1995 Classic: Tamagotchi (The Rumors)
Why was 1995 the year of digital patience? Because the first rumors of “electronic pets” from Japan meant kids stopped asking for a puppy and… Read More »1995 Classic: Tamagotchi (The Rumors)
1995 Classic: The Ear Trumpet TV Volume
Why did the neighbors always know what was happening on the evening news? Because in 1995, senior television sets were giant wooden boxes with speakers… Read More »1995 Classic: The Ear Trumpet TV Volume
1995 Legacy: “Now That’s What I Call Music!” (UK Import/Hype)
What was the best stocking stuffer? A cassette mix featuring 1995’s Eurodance hits. You just had to keep a pencil nearby to “rewind” the tracks… Read More »1995 Legacy: “Now That’s What I Call Music!” (UK Import/Hype)
1995 Classic: The Late Night Return
A guy comes home drunk. His wife yells, “What time do you call this?!” He looks at his watch: “I call it the start of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Late Night Return
1995 Classic: The Car Trip
My wife is a great “co-pilot.” She doesn’t tell me how to drive; she just gasps loudly every time I get within ten feet of… Read More »1995 Classic: The Car Trip
1995 Legacy: The Internet
Why was the blonde staring at the map of the world? She was trying to find where “The Net” was located. Part of the 61… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Internet