2010 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity 2
“The kitchen cabinets are opening by themselves!” “Close the window, it’s just the wind and your imagination.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Paranormal Activity 2
2010 Archive: The Old Spice Man
A husband looks in the mirror and says, “I’m on a horse!” His wife yells from the other room, “You’re on the treadmill, Kevin. And you’ve… Read More »2010 Archive: The Old Spice Man
2010 Archive: The QR Code Invisibility
Staring at a black-and-white pixelated square in a magazine advertisement and demanding to know why the printing machine broke and left a massive stain on… Read More »2010 Archive: The QR Code Invisibility
2009 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling” Marathon
Why the party? Because they held the #1 spot for 26 consecutive weeks, proving that “Mazel Tov” and synth-pop were the only things people wanted… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling” Marathon
2009 Legacy: The Website
I’m “weaving” a new social network. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2008 Vintage: The Metallica “Death Magnetic”
Why the return to thrash? For the band finally firing the psychologist and bringing back the solos, making fans forget about the “St. Anger” snare… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Metallica “Death Magnetic”
2007 Classic: The Justin Timberlake
“What Goes Around… Comes Around.” I said this when she tripped. I am now officially “The Ex-Husband” for the weekend. Part of the 64 Marriage… Read More »2007 Classic: The Justin Timberlake
2007 Legacy: The Tab
I’m “keeping” a tab on the stock market. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The “Leave Britney Alone” Video
Why was the internet so protective? Because Chris Crocker gave us the first truly viral emotional breakdown, reminding us that being a celebrity in 2007… Read More »2007 Archive: The “Leave Britney Alone” Video
2006 Archive: The Barcelona Champions League
Why was Arsenal playing with ten men? Because Jens Lehmann got a red card 18 minutes in, and Samuel Eto’o made sure the trophy went… Read More »2006 Archive: The Barcelona Champions League