2020 Archive: The Peloton Hype
Why was the woman “traveling” 50 miles in her bedroom? Because she bought a $2,000 bike to replace her $500 gym membership she never used… Read More »2020 Archive: The Peloton Hype
2019 Archive: The End of the “10-Year Challenge”
Why did everyone post photos from 2009? To prove that while our faces got older, our political arguments stayed exactly the same—just with more emojis.… Read More »2019 Archive: The End of the “10-Year Challenge”
2019 Archive: The Maleficent
Mistress of Evil: More cheekbones, more wings, and Michelle Pfeiffer. 2019 is a “villain” year. Part of the 70 Observational One-Liners: The 2019 Endgame Era archive.… Read More »2019 Archive: The Maleficent
2019 Vintage: The “Sorry to this Man” Meme
Why was Aunt Susan pretending not to know the in-laws? Because Keke Palmer gave her the perfect line for anyone she didn’t want to talk… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “Sorry to this Man” Meme
2018 Legacy: The Thai Cave Rescue
Why was the world so united in July? Because for two weeks, everyone stopped arguing about borders to watch 12 boys and their coach get… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Thai Cave Rescue
2018 Legacy: The Bottle Opener
“Still manual, still essential.” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2017 Archive: The Phantom Thread Mushroom
Why Daniel Day-Lewis? For his “final” role, proving that a high-end dressmaker is just a guy who wants a very specific type of breakfast. Part… Read More »2017 Archive: The Phantom Thread Mushroom
2016 Legacy: The Girl Scout Cookies
Why did Chris Rock sell cookies to the stars? To prove that even if you’re worth $50 million, you still can’t say no to a… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Girl Scout Cookies
2014 Classic: The Grape
I’m “whining” about the data limit. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope
Driving behind a massive steel car and observing that the driver’s seat appears completely empty except for a tiny patch of white hair hovering over… Read More »2014 Archive: The Buick Sedan Empty Periscope