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2014 Archive: The “Cyber” Warfare Doctrine

Why “Fifth Domain”? Because “The Internet” is the only place where you can lose a war while sitting in your swivel chair.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Tamagotchi_Dad03/13/2002 07:55Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
@AOL_Instant_Msg10/06/2012 00:10I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Backstreet_Fan03/16/1995 18:03I want it that way... the funny way!
@WiFi_Zero_One06/07/2004 14:52Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Evil_Kermit_M02/22/2002 06:57Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
@Excite_User_9706/12/2011 08:24This site is very exciting!
@Reddit_Original02/23/2006 22:01The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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