2007 Legacy: The Tab

I’m “keeping” a tab on the stock market.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "keeping" my human core.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Li...read more »

In 2021, we learned that a pair of knitted mittens could win the ...read more »

I’m "surface" deep in the newest OS.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "ketching" up with my digital self.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "chilled."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "hanging" a dynamic sunset on my wall.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "browsing" through the future.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "earning" my stripes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "vanishing.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

I’m "pride-ful" of my human heart.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m thinking about a pun right now, and my toaster just laughed....read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz11/07/1998 04:11To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@Scream_Ghostface01/20/2003 00:43Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Pirate_Bay_9912/02/2003 19:10Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Cow_And_Chicken04/12/2009 11:06Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky06/25/2010 18:22One billion... laughs!

@Grinds_My_Gears12/31/1995 11:29You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

@Flash_Game_Dev08/05/2008 00:19I should make a game about this joke.

@Tablet_User_1005/09/1996 09:56Tapping my way to a good mood.