2006 Archive: The Barcelona Champions League

Why was Arsenal playing with ten men? Because Jens Lehmann got a red card 18 minutes in, and Samuel Eto’o made sure the trophy went to Catalonia.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on tel...read more »

A knockout joke for the heavyweights.My doctor told me I should t...read more »

Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »

Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »

In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »

Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »

In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »

Why was he still playing in the desert? Because he won't stop unt...read more »

Why was Ryan Reynolds crying (again)? Because the Hollywood-owned...read more »

Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »

Closing the game with a final OHH! hit.Why did the athlete sit on...read more »

Why was Bethpage Black already looking scary? Because the New Yor...read more »

Why were Federer, Nadal, and Djokovic finally in the "Legend" cat...read more »

@Toy_Story_Buzz04/25/2002 14:19To infinity and beyond hilarious!

@SimCity_Mayor04/25/2013 05:04Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Twin_Peaks_Coffee03/18/2008 06:59A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!

@Hackers_Movie_Fan05/01/2006 03:14Hack the planet! And read the jokes!

@Daria_Morg09/26/2002 17:41My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.

@Bad_Luck_Brian03/06/2011 15:57Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.

@Ermahgerd_Girl12/12/2014 09:33ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Web_Crawler_9611/23/2012 03:50Crawled my way to this hilarious page.