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1997 Classic: The “First Dog” Buddy

Why did the Clintons get a Labrador in ’97? Because the President realized that if you want a friend in Washington who won’t be called to testify, you have to get a dog.

Part of the 35 Presidential Jokes: The 1997 “Second Term & Sheep Clones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Web_Master_Flex09/19/2007 18:07I am adding this to my links page right now.
@XFiles_Spooky_M10/28/2000 02:35Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
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@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/13/2001 18:35They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Ruby_Rhod_Green12/19/2002 21:33Super green! Hilarious!
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@PeanutButter_J02/01/2009 20:43It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Friday_Rebecca10/07/2000 16:45Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

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