2023 Archive: The Stanley Cup
A girl walks in holding a giant 40oz insulated mug. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that in here.” She says, “But it keeps my… Read More »2023 Archive: The Stanley Cup
2023 Vintage: The “Delul-u is the Solul-u” Teen
“If I just believe the room is lit, it’s lit. Stay delusional!” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023 – The Barbenheimer Glow archive.… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Delul-u is the Solul-u” Teen
2023 Vintage: The “Wes Anderson” Office
Why was the marketing team standing perfectly still in symmetrical poses? Because they were filming an “Accidentally Wes Anderson” video of the supply closet. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: The “Wes Anderson” Office
2022 Classic: The Lime
I’m in the “limelight” with my 2-word solve. Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Archive: The Pinocchio (Del Toro) Wood
Why the stop-motion? For proving that a wooden puppet story is much better if it involves Italian fascism and a giant sea monster. Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The Pinocchio (Del Toro) Wood
2021 Legacy: Bernie Sanders’ Mittens
Why was an old man in a folding chair the biggest celebrity of the year? Because Bernie’s practical winter gear proved that being “cold and… Read More »2021 Legacy: Bernie Sanders’ Mittens
2021 Classic: The “Save Your Tears” Remix
Ariana and the Weeknd. The most powerful duo of the 2020s continues their reign. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive.… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Save Your Tears” Remix
2021 Classic: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
The pastor quoting a scripture reference about “a great silence,” which suddenly activates a hidden voice assistant in the parish office that loudly announces, “I’m… Read More »2021 Classic: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
2021 Classic: The Moscow Mule
The copper mug survived 2021. It’s the ultimate survivor. Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto-NFT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Old Beach
Why the wrinkles? For an M. Night Shyamalan movie that suggested the scariest thing about a vacation is getting 50 years older before lunchtime. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The Old Beach